Rupturas escogidas

Escenas amorosas que terminan: noviazgos, relaciones y no, preludios un amor, deseos, contados desde la mirada que se quiebra y se da vuelta.

Los dibujos están inspirados en relatos que voy escuchando, pero con un twist, y más risas. Abajo, el guión traducido al inglés.

Drawings are based on stories I´ve heard around, but with a twist and more laughts. Below is always the script in English

Se actualiza al final de cada domingo, el resto es yapa.
Updates sunday night.


THE GIRL WITH THE PEARL STRING


Alternative ending: Well, take them already! You´re ruining the business!

LA LLAMADA

SCRIPT: THE RING 3) Him: Hello? 4) on the phone: Hi!!!!!! / him: hi, what´s up? 5) on the phone: oh swell, and you? / (him: what´s that noise? come on, you puss, tell her!) / everything ok...? 6) on the phone: yeahhhh / him: look, I was calling to see if we could get together to give each other´s stuff back? / 7) ... / 8) I thought you were calling to wish me happy birthday...

Susanito

SCRIPT: 2) Him: see that tree, love? when we have grandchildren it´ll be huge!
3) We won´t have grandchildren. Or children, or a dog. "We" won´t be anymore.

¡Sonia! ¡Pedí un remis!

SCRIPT: Sonia, get a car!
1) Taxidriver: good evening ladies, where to? / Caro: Larrea & Cba first, then we`ll tell you where to next / Sonia: really think its a good idea to go now?
2) Caro: yeah, how can you consider waintin a whole week? You have to smash his face up! you think she`´s gonna wait? She talked to him as soon as he got home for sure! Let me to find out where he lives and then we´ll go there.
3) Caro: wait here, I`ll bring Pedro and ask him to take us there.
4) Caro: Come on Pedro, get in!
5) Caro: Take us to Juan´s place / Pedro: But... for what? / Sonia: Just take us there
6) Taxidriver: And now? / Caro: Now wait pls, Come on Sonia, get off
7) Girl: This is she?/ Juan: Wait girls, I`ll explain / Sonia: You motherfucker, who the fuck do you think you are, a faraon?
8) Girl: Juan, get in the house, this is over / Pedro: Sorry men, I was drag here under false claims.../ Juan: Yes, she ´s my girlfirend, but I have feelings for you as well/ Caro: Come on Sonia, let´s go, he´s not worth it
9) Caro: Take us back please/ Taxidriver: Oh girl, I don´t now much, but you, I woudn´t mess with you. Maaaamita!

SOUVENIR



Script:Souvenir
1 -Ey!
2 - Sorry, you boyfriend is at the party door! / Fuck, how to I sent this one away?
3 - ok, i´m off now, it was nice, bye, kiss
4 - Wait, I´ll walk you home / Now he decides to be a gentleman? / No need, tks
5 - Babe, here you are! lets go / Hi hon, yeah lets take the bus! / Line 152, I´ll go with you guys!
6 - I´m cold... would you lend me your scarff? /
7 - Lend it yo him hon, I´ll keep you warm
8 - Bye guys, this is my stop! watch out for the cold weather, ja

Prision Break



SCRIPT: 7) SHE: Hey guys, have yuo seen Fede? / HE: Pls don´t let her see me, don´t let her see me
9) SHE: Fede!
10) SHE: Look Fede, This is not working out. We don´t even hang out in free period anymore. I think it´s best if we break up.
12) He: Yeah! finally!

NO SOS VOS, SOY YO





Script "Its not you, its me": 1) look, I wanted to tell you, you know things are not working right? well, you see, I wanted you to know, it´s not you,it´s me. I know it must seem a line, but is the truth, you are a great guy and you´ll find s.o. to love you. I need to be alone for a while, it´s really not you, it´s me, it´s me honey, it´s me / are you sure?
2) Yeah honey, ou know me, zzzzzz, you know how zzz I am zzzz truth is I need to foloww zzzz my heart zzz its now good for either of us zzzzzzzz, pls understand zzzzz, I´d like to stay friends zzzz, I mean, Honey, what you think. Honey? Honey! Hon!!!!

ANOTHER LITTLE PIECE OF MY HEART




SPRING BREEZE




GALLITO CIEGO



Script: 1) Today?, no,no plans... your place? sure! 8)Hon, you are here! 9) come on in, I´m playing card with my mom, you play, right? 10) And I don´t even have a pair

NO MEANS NO



Script: 1) lets see if I got it right... Don´t wanna be boyfriend-girlfirend anymore? / No! / Don´t wanna date anymore? / No! / Wait, you don´t wanna fuck me anymore? / Nn..No 2) Shit!

LA NOCHE INTERMINABLE



Script: 1) oh babe 3)what a lady! / 5 am already? /so, what about you...? 4) Oh, ít just i´m great here / no of course, it´snothing like I´m kicking you out... 5) cuchi cuchi 6)would you let me sleep? 7)he won´t corner me! 8) ey! 9)Fuck I´m not gonna get any sleep! 10) give me room, yeah? 11) uff 12)I´m a little crunky, ok? 13)Guess he got the messagge 14)God! he´s still undressed? 15) what do I wear? when does he leave? 16)Got up feeling the love! / Do you always get up like this? / No, depends who I´m with, are you always up cruncky?... 17)Reverse psicology! Wanna a cup of tea? 18)Yes! He´s dressing himself! 20) Finally!

SUPERMERCADO DEL AMOR



Script: 1) TV (showmatch), OMG! 2)This is so over 33) bzbzbzzzzz 4)Babe? are you listening to me? what´d going on? / yeah, look the bus is coming, kiss you, bye! 5)one ticket please

PARIS N´EST PAS POUR TOUS




Script: 1) I think it´s better you don´t come back to our appartment... and we shouldn´t travel either... 2)Wait until I´m done eating, ok?

QUESO AZUL



Script "Blue cheese": 1) Stop it girl! you treat me as if I was rotten inside! 3) Dude! Something smelled ugly 4) Are these ok? when is the expiration date?

LAS COSAS COMO SON




DEJA VU



Script: 1) Sorry I´ve dissapeared last week, but I´ve been seing my ex. 3)Call you back in 5?

EL DESTAPE CRIOLLO


Script: 1) I feel like shit hon! / Whatever, i´m going to the dome, go to sleep for a while, i´ll be back later. 3) looooove i´m bacccck / He´s smells bad, I can´t sleep here. 4)WTF? 6)Hi... could I sleep with you guys?

LO QUE PUEDE EL AMOR


Script: 1) Babe! I lend it to you while I travel ok? It´s a copy made out of mine! Thanks! 2) Babe! It´s been so long! 3)Look I called you because... I wanted to give it back to you, thanks but... 4) I can´t have it anymore, you see 5)I felt in love! / Shit girl!

AHORITA NO MÁS


Script: This is gonna take longer than I thought... 2) Oh Oh 3)Let´s go Charles! / Yeah in a sec 4)Light is green 5)Charles? Charles! 6) What? Babe, oh 5 minutes, ok? then we´ll go 6) How the fuck do I get home

LIGADO


Script: 1) I can´t today, rain check? 2) yeah, well, just consider, you can stretch things... 4) until they break

¿MI VIDA? AY CARIÑO! PUES GENIAL!


Script ("My life?, oh hon, wonderful, yeah!") : 1) Here´s your book / Thanks! wanna have a soup? 2) My movie, my work, my house, my my me me me / Nothing? He´s gonna ask me nothing?

¿LOBO ESTÁ?





Script: 1) Look, truth is this quite difficult for me, you see, I´ve been living with my girl for over 2 years now. 2) Oh, for a kiss? Chtz! we can be friends!. 4) This friendship is clearly not gonna work

I WANT A LITTLE SUGAR ON MY BOWL



Script: 1) wanna leave? / sure. 2) This is for you! / Thanks! 3) Bye beautiful!. And they never saw each other again

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