Escenas amorosas que terminan: noviazgos, relaciones y no, preludios un amor, deseos, contados desde la mirada que se quiebra y se da vuelta.

Los dibujos están inspirados en relatos que voy escuchando, pero con un twist, y más risas. Abajo, el guión traducido al inglés.

Drawings are based on stories I´ve heard around, but with a twist and more laughts. Below is always the script in English

Se actualiza al final de cada domingo, el resto es yapa.
Updates sunday night.


LA LLAMADA

SCRIPT: THE RING 3) Him: Hello? 4) on the phone: Hi!!!!!! / him: hi, what´s up? 5) on the phone: oh swell, and you? / (him: what´s that noise? come on, you puss, tell her!) / everything ok...? 6) on the phone: yeahhhh / him: look, I was calling to see if we could get together to give each other´s stuff back? / 7) ... / 8) I thought you were calling to wish me happy birthday...

Susanito

SCRIPT: 2) Him: see that tree, love? when we have grandchildren it´ll be huge!
3) We won´t have grandchildren. Or children, or a dog. "We" won´t be anymore.

¡Sonia! ¡Pedí un remis!

SCRIPT: Sonia, get a car!
1) Taxidriver: good evening ladies, where to? / Caro: Larrea & Cba first, then we`ll tell you where to next / Sonia: really think its a good idea to go now?
2) Caro: yeah, how can you consider waintin a whole week? You have to smash his face up! you think she`´s gonna wait? She talked to him as soon as he got home for sure! Let me to find out where he lives and then we´ll go there.
3) Caro: wait here, I`ll bring Pedro and ask him to take us there.
4) Caro: Come on Pedro, get in!
5) Caro: Take us to Juan´s place / Pedro: But... for what? / Sonia: Just take us there
6) Taxidriver: And now? / Caro: Now wait pls, Come on Sonia, get off
7) Girl: This is she?/ Juan: Wait girls, I`ll explain / Sonia: You motherfucker, who the fuck do you think you are, a faraon?
8) Girl: Juan, get in the house, this is over / Pedro: Sorry men, I was drag here under false claims.../ Juan: Yes, she ´s my girlfirend, but I have feelings for you as well/ Caro: Come on Sonia, let´s go, he´s not worth it
9) Caro: Take us back please/ Taxidriver: Oh girl, I don´t now much, but you, I woudn´t mess with you. Maaaamita!

SOUVENIR



Script:Souvenir
1 -Ey!
2 - Sorry, you boyfriend is at the party door! / Fuck, how to I sent this one away?
3 - ok, i´m off now, it was nice, bye, kiss
4 - Wait, I´ll walk you home / Now he decides to be a gentleman? / No need, tks
5 - Babe, here you are! lets go / Hi hon, yeah lets take the bus! / Line 152, I´ll go with you guys!
6 - I´m cold... would you lend me your scarff? /
7 - Lend it yo him hon, I´ll keep you warm
8 - Bye guys, this is my stop! watch out for the cold weather, ja

Prision Break



SCRIPT: 7) SHE: Hey guys, have yuo seen Fede? / HE: Pls don´t let her see me, don´t let her see me
9) SHE: Fede!
10) SHE: Look Fede, This is not working out. We don´t even hang out in free period anymore. I think it´s best if we break up.
12) He: Yeah! finally!

NO SOS VOS, SOY YO





Script "Its not you, its me": 1) look, I wanted to tell you, you know things are not working right? well, you see, I wanted you to know, it´s not you,it´s me. I know it must seem a line, but is the truth, you are a great guy and you´ll find s.o. to love you. I need to be alone for a while, it´s really not you, it´s me, it´s me honey, it´s me / are you sure?
2) Yeah honey, ou know me, zzzzzz, you know how zzz I am zzzz truth is I need to foloww zzzz my heart zzz its now good for either of us zzzzzzzz, pls understand zzzzz, I´d like to stay friends zzzz, I mean, Honey, what you think. Honey? Honey! Hon!!!!

ANOTHER LITTLE PIECE OF MY HEART




SPRING BREEZE




GALLITO CIEGO



Script: 1) Today?, no,no plans... your place? sure! 8)Hon, you are here! 9) come on in, I´m playing card with my mom, you play, right? 10) And I don´t even have a pair

NO MEANS NO



Script: 1) lets see if I got it right... Don´t wanna be boyfriend-girlfirend anymore? / No! / Don´t wanna date anymore? / No! / Wait, you don´t wanna fuck me anymore? / Nn..No 2) Shit!

LA NOCHE INTERMINABLE



Script: 1) oh babe 3)what a lady! / 5 am already? /so, what about you...? 4) Oh, ít just i´m great here / no of course, it´snothing like I´m kicking you out... 5) cuchi cuchi 6)would you let me sleep? 7)he won´t corner me! 8) ey! 9)Fuck I´m not gonna get any sleep! 10) give me room, yeah? 11) uff 12)I´m a little crunky, ok? 13)Guess he got the messagge 14)God! he´s still undressed? 15) what do I wear? when does he leave? 16)Got up feeling the love! / Do you always get up like this? / No, depends who I´m with, are you always up cruncky?... 17)Reverse psicology! Wanna a cup of tea? 18)Yes! He´s dressing himself! 20) Finally!

SUPERMERCADO DEL AMOR



Script: 1) TV (showmatch), OMG! 2)This is so over 33) bzbzbzzzzz 4)Babe? are you listening to me? what´d going on? / yeah, look the bus is coming, kiss you, bye! 5)one ticket please

PARIS N´EST PAS POUR TOUS




Script: 1) I think it´s better you don´t come back to our appartment... and we shouldn´t travel either... 2)Wait until I´m done eating, ok?

QUESO AZUL



Script "Blue cheese": 1) Stop it girl! you treat me as if I was rotten inside! 3) Dude! Something smelled ugly 4) Are these ok? when is the expiration date?

LAS COSAS COMO SON




DEJA VU



Script: 1) Sorry I´ve dissapeared last week, but I´ve been seing my ex. 3)Call you back in 5?

EL DESTAPE CRIOLLO


Script: 1) I feel like shit hon! / Whatever, i´m going to the dome, go to sleep for a while, i´ll be back later. 3) looooove i´m bacccck / He´s smells bad, I can´t sleep here. 4)WTF? 6)Hi... could I sleep with you guys?

LO QUE PUEDE EL AMOR


Script: 1) Babe! I lend it to you while I travel ok? It´s a copy made out of mine! Thanks! 2) Babe! It´s been so long! 3)Look I called you because... I wanted to give it back to you, thanks but... 4) I can´t have it anymore, you see 5)I felt in love! / Shit girl!

AHORITA NO MÁS


Script: This is gonna take longer than I thought... 2) Oh Oh 3)Let´s go Charles! / Yeah in a sec 4)Light is green 5)Charles? Charles! 6) What? Babe, oh 5 minutes, ok? then we´ll go 6) How the fuck do I get home

LIGADO


Script: 1) I can´t today, rain check? 2) yeah, well, just consider, you can stretch things... 4) until they break

¿MI VIDA? AY CARIÑO! PUES GENIAL!


Script ("My life?, oh hon, wonderful, yeah!") : 1) Here´s your book / Thanks! wanna have a soup? 2) My movie, my work, my house, my my me me me / Nothing? He´s gonna ask me nothing?

¿LOBO ESTÁ?





Script: 1) Look, truth is this quite difficult for me, you see, I´ve been living with my girl for over 2 years now. 2) Oh, for a kiss? Chtz! we can be friends!. 4) This friendship is clearly not gonna work

I WANT A LITTLE SUGAR ON MY BOWL



Script: 1) wanna leave? / sure. 2) This is for you! / Thanks! 3) Bye beautiful!. And they never saw each other again

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